Saturday, January 17, 2009

You know you are 9 months pregnant when...



1. you're not even worried about labor pains anymore, you just want the baby out

2. You can't roll over in bed without feeling like a whale.

3. when you can't sleep for more than an hour because you have to pee, and something as simple as a shower feels like a workout.

4. when you spend more time in the bathroom than any other room in the house.

5.
when it feels like bending over to pick up something from the floor should be rewarded by an Olympic medal. A gold one!

6. your heartburn is more painful then the thought of labor.

7. Walking to the bathroom makes you loose your breath

8. you stop trying to hold the pregnancy gas inside hile out in public. I just don't care anymore what anyone thinks.

8. You have to have someone else buckle your seat belt because you just can't reach that far around

9. When there are footprints on the carpet to the kitchen & bathroom.

10. You accidentally knock your older kid (26 mo) down with your belly when you turn around.(this one is not true for me but I found it so funny !)



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